Are you beautiful?

09Apr08

by Josh

It’s not in the eye of the beholder. Or at least that eye is getting more objective.

A new robot from Israel can tell, within a tiny margin of error, whether you are a babe. I think a new “TAU index” should be a requirement for dating sites. No more grainy photos from 10 years and 30 pounds ago, and the subsequent nasty surprises. Get automatically vetted by a computer.

Then again, you could always digitally touch yourself up with this free cosmetic surgery preview morphing software. It’s free on the net.



One Response to “Are you beautiful?”

  1. 1 Josh

    My friends know that I am in favor of a binary hotness scale.

    Since all human behavior (indeed all action above a quantum level) can be broken down into yes or no decisions, why not get right to the point.

    Someone is either hot (1) or not (0). Usually, within meeting someone you know if there is a chance, on some planet, in some universe, with the right amount of hootch, you will go to bed with them (1). Or there’s no chance in hell (0).

    This is essentially putting somebody’s beauty in machine language.


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